up the shiter

to have anal sex with someone

hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

little boys room

slang term for the toilet supposed to be polite but sounds dodgy to me.

excuse me, I but I must visit the the little boys room.

by grumpyboy December 26, 2005

milk race

when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.

hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

ponce

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

blagger

British Prison slang for a bank robber

thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005