up the shiter

to have anal sex with someone
hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night
by grumpyboy September 14, 2005
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ponce

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.
thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.
by grumpyboy September 14, 2005
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little boys room

slang term for the toilet supposed to be polite but sounds dodgy to me.
excuse me, I but I must visit the the little boys room.
by grumpyboy November 20, 2005
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shiter

a word to decribe your arsehole
jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.
by grumpyboy September 14, 2005
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squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.
Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.
by grumpyboy September 14, 2005
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cider lout

a old drunk who drinks cheap nasty cider to excess
Tom always drinks cider hes a cider lout.
by grumpyboy September 14, 2005
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blagger

thats bill davis over there, hes a blagger, he robbed 3 post offices.
by grumpyboy September 14, 2005
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