Blacksturbation

Masturbating while blacked out.

Dude! Frankie was so fucked up last night he performed Blacksturbation!

Blacksturbation by MasteRofLoL January 21, 2012

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Blasturbation

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004

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Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

Backsterbation by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

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Backsturbating

Rubbing your back against something to stop an itch.

Attendees of the meeting found Joe's backsturbating distracting.

Backsturbating by IDtenT September 12, 2014

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blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

blasturbation by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

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Backsturbating

When you itch your back with a backscratcher and moaning

"I find it really disturbing when my dad starts backsturbating in front of me in the living room."

Backsturbating by ThatIdiot June 15, 2018

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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