Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004

blasturbation 

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

blasturbation by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

Bassturbation 

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

blogsturbation 

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.

JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.

blogsturbation by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009

bansturbation 

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

breasturbation 

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.

breasturbation by Mark H May 18, 2005

lasturbation 

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out

"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."

lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008