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Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

biatchitude 

displaying behavior and attitude typical of a biatch
what's with the biatchitude? you got a problem?
biatchitude by bruski May 12, 2004

bitchitude 

A bitchy attitude. A Smart-ass personality. Grumpy. Non gender specific.
"I don't care what side of the bed you woke up on, don't give me any of your bitchitude."
bitchitude by JMichael November 7, 2006

biatchitudestein 

taking biatchitude to a whole new level.

the constant state of having a full blown biatchitude
damn julie is such a biatchitudestein, can't that bitch ever say something nice?
biatchitudestein by Phalkon November 4, 2004

bitchatude

the attitude of bitchy people
Man, my girlfriend is on the rag and doesnt want me to play videogames ... she has a real bad case of bitchatude.
bitchatude by John D Log April 30, 2008

bitchittude 

A rude/ignorant/bitchy attitude meant to be used in the form of an insult or to define someone's behavior, and, or bitchiness.
(Ex) GIIIRLL! You need to lay off your bitchittude!

(Ex) y'all need to lay off all a y'all's bitchittude or y'all's all gonna be sorry.

(Ex) the test results have come in and I am sorry to inform you that the anonymous report of your bitchittude is infact true sir.
bitchittude by Vixent666 March 20, 2014
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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