Birthdaynal
Birthdaynal by XfinityNAnal August 31, 2017
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Birthdaycan
A birthdaycan is a member of the birthday party, of which incumbent birthday party nominee Ye West presides. Or a voter who registers as a birthday party vote. Other candidates who represent the party include but are not limited to: Michelle Tidball.
Birthdaycan by Cerebrex July 23, 2023
birthdayzilla
A person who places way too much emphasis on their birthday to the annoyance of anyone even remotely acquainted with them.
birthdayzilla by silkyswag October 8, 2016
birthdayhole
Johnny: "Tomorrow is my birthday, where are you taking me to eat?"
Dave: "With that attitude, you'll get the dollar menu! Birthdayhole!"
Dave: "With that attitude, you'll get the dollar menu! Birthdayhole!"
birthdayhole by RealEyeBrows July 21, 2016
Turkish Birthdaycake
The act of crapping on a paper plate then taking a small explosive of some sort (for example an M-80,firecracker, etc) and placing it on the top of the fecal matter.
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
INSIGHT INTO THE MIND OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL
“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..
(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)
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“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..
(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)
Get the picture?
Turkish Birthdaycake by Mylo the Terrible April 14, 2008
birthdanal
The act of engaging in anal sex during one's birthday is referred to as birthdanal (shortened from birthday-anal)
It is often thought of as a gift or favour from one's partner, something that they are only willing to do because it is the partner's birthday.
Care should be taken during birthdanal to avoid contracting birthdAIDS.
It is often thought of as a gift or favour from one's partner, something that they are only willing to do because it is the partner's birthday.
Care should be taken during birthdanal to avoid contracting birthdAIDS.
My girlfriend agreed to birthdanal.
birthdanal by ItsAadam July 23, 2011