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A word used quicky to trick someone into doing something they don't want to,counter'd by a swift door to the face or ball to the groin.
(Doorbell)
George:Graham?
Graham:C'min'out?
George: I ca(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, ur comin out!
(Door Slams)
Graham:Ow!

Graham:Want to knock for matt?
George: Matt No wa(interrupted)
Graham:Agreed, let's go!
George:Can you pass me the football.
Graham:(High-pitched yelp!!)Eeiii!
Agreed by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

agreed-dot-com 

Term used to show strong concurrence. Said in response to a statement one enthusiastically agrees with.

(Though "agreed-dot-com" is the original, "dot-com" can also be applied to many other words to give them a heightened sense of intensity or urgency, as in likely-dot-com)
Girl: I really think the band Common Shiner rocks.

Guy: Agreed-dot-com.
agreed-dot-com by Werdereater June 17, 2009

Agreed on the Douchebag 

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
Special way of saying agreed, with examphasis on the D.

(Pronounced: A-GRE-EEE-ED-DAA)
George:Matt r u gay?
Matt:N(interuprted
Graham:Yes,Agreed
George:Agreed'd
(Later)
George:U fuckin Twat-Ter!
Agreed'd by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

An agreed upon 

A fight, throw hands ect, usually for a just cause
Drop that badge and I'll meet you out front for an agreed upon
An agreed upon by TurboBro June 29, 2020

As agreed 

Pre-emptive acknowledgement of something that may or may not have been agreed.

1> Used in an attempt to pre-empt further discussion by assuming agreement.

2> Used to reinforce agreement when it is mutually assumed.

3> Used as a greeting to imply the discussion or meeting occurance was previously agreed upon.
1> "Meet at Westbahnhof as agreed" - When you are at Westbahnhof and want your friends to come without discussion.

2> "So should I come around to your house as agreed?"
"Yeah man, as agreed!"

3> "As agreed bro, how have you been?"
As agreed by The Dr B February 1, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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