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Unitology

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!
We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.
by Cerebrex June 25, 2023
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Austrianism

Austrianism is in exile
by Cerebrex May 19, 2022
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MichaelWave

Makes food with heed. throe Roman numerals in the michaelwave, assume assist done bone apple teeth
jsut Michaelwaved some roman numerals Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay
by Cerebrex June 5, 2019
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Bootstrapium

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.
Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves
by Cerebrex April 13, 2022
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Corporatocracy

as per google: a society or system that is governed or controlled by corporations.

there are always signs of an emerging one such as: company towns, scrips, superPACs etc. For the time being they are not fully developed yet. They have existed in the past, but not permanently, as they all collapsed under the weight of their failure and atrocities they committed for profit. The world economic forum had voiced an interest in doing what East India Co, has failed at. They have attempted to woo their audiences with promises to establish an “own nothing and be happy” society.

examples: East indies co., United Fruit Company
Blessed be Corporatocracy, for their art a monopoly on haven
by Cerebrex April 27, 2025
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Owlman

Owlman is the alternative universe opposite of batman. He is equally intelligent, but contrary to batman's one rule to never kill, owlman intends to end all life as it is the only actual real choice in his nihilistic point of view.
Owlman when he has the opportunity to save himself but doesn't: "It doesn't matter"
by Cerebrex June 24, 2023
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JMM

Having a bad day? Fuck it. Jmm
by Cerebrex January 19, 2024
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