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birthian 

Birthday boy/girl.

The one whose birthday party is being celebrated.
Happy birthday birthian!
birthian by whannali April 29, 2015

Alex Bircham

Alex Bircham is another name for a genital wart
I went and got checked out and it turns out I have an Alex Bircham, I hope letitia doesn't find out
Alex Bircham by jesus condom October 22, 2016

bitchiales 

Not a bitch! Bad ass who will send you to the emergency room with one punch with his weak hand from a seated position.
Captain Falcon gave bitchiales shit so he drago-ed him.

Don't fuck with bitchiales, he will kick your ass
bitchiales by yeah..ok November 4, 2009

Birchall 

Its Birchall
Birchall by Eyelessjamie11 November 9, 2019

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe 

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")
Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

Birching 

The act of stalking a person's various saved documentation (such as social media, film reels, leaked recording in private settings etc.) in a quest to find something offensive and frivolous they may have said at any point in the past, regardless of what age or personal growth said person may have gone through since the time of. Disproportionately utilized against people who have made some kind of name for themselves in some way, shape or form since no one cares if Joe Nobody ever said something dumb.
Man 1: Josh Allen said the n-word on twitter back in 2012 when he a junior in high school! What a totally racist asshole!

Man 2: Dude, EVERYONE has said stupid shit at some point in their life, ESPECIALLY high schoolers! I'm not going to chastise someone for something obviously nonsensical they said as a dumb kid, where the only difference is that he was unfortunate enough to say it in a place that saves everything as opposed to normal face to face conversation. Especially when it's totally a coincidence it only came out after he became famous. Quit birching and get a real fucking hobby.

Sean Schemmel: Vic Mignogna's a homophobic piece of shit!
Dragonball fans: Hey Sean care to say anything about that leaked audio of you saying a homophobic slur while doing Goku's voice like 10 times in 9 seconds?
Sean Schemmel's: Hey that's not fair, this stuff is only valid when I'M not the one getting birched!!!
Birching by Assey McGee August 29, 2019