The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.
by Big Bird 3320 November 29, 2015
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When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.
"imma go birch her."
by mc. grabby March 15, 2010
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Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him.
Ben " Is that Birch over there?"
Mitch "I wish I could be as cool as Birch.
by Dope ass Dan July 12, 2016
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A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull
by Dpeatice December 24, 2011
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the greatest game alive...played by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better?
Yo lets go birch...and use some wood
by Neiliyo November 03, 2006
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A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.
Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!
by CompanionCubeLives November 25, 2012
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An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.
"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."
by Jack Krabitz January 02, 2007
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