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The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.
" I'm here birch."
by Big Bird 3320 November 29, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.
"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."
by Jack Krabitz January 02, 2007
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When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.
"imma go birch her."
by mc. grabby March 15, 2010
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(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity
"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"
by v0mitt January 28, 2014
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A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull
by Dpeatice December 24, 2011
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