Birchbay 

Located in the northwest of washington, birchbay is a small community on the canadian border. Sort of a resort community to those coming from larger near by cities (seattle, vancouver,etc). At first glance, quick drive through or a weekend stay at one of the local hotels you will notice birchbay is a great town. Nice beachs, Seemingly nice locals, small city. Truth is behind this vacation wonderland is it is a major drug traffacking city (placed so close to border) million dollars of drugs are constantly confinscated at border crossings monthly. Schools run with kids trying to make a buck off the local drug scene. Most of the bigger drug dealers in this town are just kids. Full of heroin, meth, crack, ecstacy, and marjuana. Blaine is also known for its local gangs West Side Piru (Silly white kids hoped up on drugs who lacked proper role models) MSL (Mexicans hoped up on meth) and others. Police are known in blaine to be quite common.

Ranaldo: Hey want to go to birchbay this weekend?
Pam: No, i heard that place is full of dope
Ranaldo: No it looks like a really nice place, are you sure?
Pam: **sigh** Alright lets go.

Birchbay by Nate420420420 October 21, 2010

Birthbay 

1. The pool of afterbirth, amniotic fluid and placenta that originates after a beached whale has given birth on land.

2. The area immediately adjacent to an incredibly fat woman who is in the throes of labour. Anyone standing in the birthbay is likely to be sprayed with awful things.

3. When your friend wishes you a happy birthday but unfortunately spells 'birthday' wrong.

(Defined word capitalised for emphasis)

1. After the government managed to get the beached whale and its newborn baby back into the water, they ran out of funds, and were forced to turn the BIRTHBAY into a paddling pool for the children.

2.
Henry: What happened to you, Daniel?
Daniel: I was helping this obese friend of mine give birth, and I got sprayed with all of this afterbirth!!
Henry: Well, you shouldn't have been standing in the BIRTHBAY!

3.
Daniel: It's my birthday today.
Henry: Happy BIRTHBAY, Daniel!
Daniel: BIRTHBAY... don't you mean birthday?
Henry: Yes... but happy BIRTHBAY anyway!

Birthbay by Black Chessboard November 4, 2012

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe 

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006