Sweet Jesus

The "Holy Shit!" reaction you get when you scare the crap out of someone (or your pet cat).

Sweet Jesus! Where in the hell did that come from!

by slavens (slave-ens) October 26, 2004

Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

by Seny69 December 30, 2019

Sweet Jesus

Laying eyes on an incredably hot girl, who is just a little bit too young for you, and expressing your sexual interest with a "Sweet Jesus!!"

Sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. Someone pipes up "SWEET JESUS!..." and everyone looks round to have a gander.

by Hartles September 7, 2010

Sweet Jesus

Giving or receiving oral sex while saying the lord's prayer.

oral sex while saying:

Our Father who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread,

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us,

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus

by Jesus Bro December 5, 2013

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.

Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "

by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 27, 2010

Sweet jesus in a hail storm

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive October 9, 2008