Bideot 

Pejorative for the idiots who voted for Biden because of unsubstantiated hate for Trump, not for any of Biden's policies

Darrell is a bideot for voting for Biden because Trump hurt his feelings.

Bideot by El_Goocho November 7, 2020

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009

bidiot 

An idiot on a bicycle - someone cycling and phoning at the same time without their hands on the handlebars and going through a red light or two generally causing chaos and neglecting all known traffic laws.

Look at that bidiot over there. I hope he falls of his damn bike and smashes his phone.

bidiot by Danlod2 November 14, 2018

chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

chunky bidet by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

Dirty Bidet 

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

Dirty Bidet by Colibear August 24, 2016

Baltimore Bidet 

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

Baltimore Bidet by Blumpster August 20, 2013

Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.

1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?

Bidet’d by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018