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Any piercing two-ended structure, such as a deli fork or the president's tongue.
"Tribal proverb obsolete: Great White Father now speak with Bident!"
Bident by Zappin' Nap April 20, 2024
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Fuck Joe Biden 

"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.
Fuck Joe Biden by ThatOneGuy116 December 6, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

Fuck Joe Biden, AKA The worst president ever.
Fuck Joe Biden, he wants to defund the police and can't remember a word he says!!!
Fuck Joe Biden by NexusCola December 8, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

A life-long corrupt politician with a history of being an actual racist.
All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Joe Biden by fuckliberalcucks December 8, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

Fuck Joe Biden, the worst USA president
Jack: How do you like the new president?
Zulu: Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Joe Biden by ProkopBizon December 3, 2020

Fuck Joe Biden 

JOE BIDEN IS A FUCKING IDIOT THAT WANTS TO RAIDE GAS PRICES AND RAISE TAXES AND SLEEP ON HIS FUCKING CHAIR AND NOT MAKE US HARDWORKING MEN MONEY.
Fuck Joe Biden because he is the fucking slowest, sleepy-ass-bitch on Earth.

Joseph Biden 

The 46th president of the United States of America. He ran against Donald trump and won. Joseph biden was also a Democrat.
Girl 1: Joseph biden was the better choice

Girl 2: yea, trump wasn’t doing anything but evil.
Joseph Biden by Nico.Gigi January 28, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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