Bidet-ing
Bidet-ing by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020
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biden(ing)
The form of taking a camel jockys "schmigma" and wiping their face with it thinking it will somehow make them look younger as well as make them a good leader for this country.
Josh: What are you doin there??
Rodger: Well I heard if i begin biden(Ing) treatment, i might make it in this world rather then be a potato.
Rodger: Well I heard if i begin biden(Ing) treatment, i might make it in this world rather then be a potato.
biden(ing) by $ilver253 April 25, 2022
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Bidet-ing • Bidening • Bidetingle Berries • bidet • Bidet Shit • Bidet Baby • Bidet Buffett • Bidet Butt Chug • bidet'd • bidet effect
Bidetingle Berries
The small clusters of toilet paper that can collect in the pubic and anal hairs after using a bidet and needing toilet paper to dry. The small clumps of wet paper form after the toilet paper is used to wipe dry the hair and perianal region, and resemble dingle berries hanging from the pubic thicket.
Mark, I'm not rimming your ass until you trim your fucking pubes. There's fucking bidetingle berries all over your taint!
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Bideting
A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
Bideting by trubbish86 March 7, 2024
bideting
A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.
The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.
The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.
"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."
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