1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books
Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe
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by wordslut January 29, 2008
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English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009
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"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.
Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
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"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.
Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco
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