Bibliophobe

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1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books

Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe

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Bibliophile

A person that collects or greatly loves books

"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."

Bibliophile by Jaenae January 5, 2017

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Bibliophobe • Bibliophobia • bibliophoney • Bibliophile • Biblephobe • Bibliohoe • bibliophibian • Bibliophileklept • bibliopole • Sugar Bibliophile

bibliophiles

People that love books

There are few bibliophiles anymore compared to the number of vidiots

bibliophiles by wordslut January 29, 2008

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Biblephobe

A person who is afraid to read the bible for fear that they will feel compelled to change their worldly ways.

Have you ever picked up and read one of those hotel bibles?" "No way man, I'm a biblephobe!

Biblephobe by Hotdawger1962 May 8, 2011

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Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"

Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

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bibliophibian

One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.

"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.

Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
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My wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. I hate moving with a bibliophibian!

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Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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