Bibliophobe 

1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books

Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe

Bibliophobe by Why hello there, fandom June 26, 2014

Bibliophile 

A person that collects or greatly loves books

"when I said I was a bibliophile, I almost got arrested."

Bibliophile by Jaenae January 5, 2017

bibliophiles 

People that love books

There are few bibliophiles anymore compared to the number of vidiots

bibliophiles by wordslut January 29, 2008

Biblephobe 

A person who is afraid to read the bible for fear that they will feel compelled to change their worldly ways.

Have you ever picked up and read one of those hotel bibles?" "No way man, I'm a biblephobe!

Biblephobe by Hotdawger1962 May 8, 2011

Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

bibliophibian 

One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.

"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.

Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco

My wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. I hate moving with a bibliophibian!

bibliophibian by 6141465 April 7, 2010

Bibliophile 

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

Bibliophile by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016