Biblephobe

A person who is afraid to read the bible for fear that they will feel compelled to change their worldly ways.

Have you ever picked up and read one of those hotel bibles?" "No way man, I'm a biblephobe!

by Hotdawger1962 May 8, 2011

biblewhore

Any hypocrite who uses religion as a shield to hide what they really are.

My boss and his wife break every labor law written,rip off employees, and cheat customers, but they run to church 5 times a week. These people are biblewhores.

by 454 April 10, 2010

Bibliophobe

1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books

Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe

by Why hello there, fandom June 26, 2014