bibliophoney 

One who browses bookstores because they prefer the feel of real books, but ultimately purchases the book on their smart phone as they leave the store.

Bookstore clerk 1: that guys such a bibliophoney, he's just browsing not buying.

Browsing the Kindle store is not as much fun as strolling around the Borders bibliophoning

bibliophoney by thinkconor March 17, 2012

Bibliophobe 

1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books

Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe

Bibliophobe by Why hello there, fandom June 26, 2014

Bibliophany 

Bibliophany (n.)
bib-lee-oh-fuh-nee

Etymology: Early 21st century; from Greek βιβλίο (biblío) 'book' and φανερός (faneros) 'manifest' or 'revealed'.

Definition:

The experience of a sudden and profound realization or understanding, often life-changing, that is derived specifically from reading a book.
An epiphany or moment of clarity triggered by the content or message of a written work, causing a shift in one's perspective, values, or beliefs.

After finishing the novel, she experienced a bibliophany that altered the way she viewed her place in the world.

Bibliophany by JuanCGuerrero April 26, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004