Bibliohoe

A hoe that looks for men at Barns and Noble.

My friends and I witnessed a bibliohoe descend upon a young book buyer.

Bibliohoe by BobtheLob 35 March 8, 2017

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish

Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca by bruno momento July 31, 2020

Anthropodermic bibliopegy 

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

Anthropodermic bibliopegy by Knowfacts January 1, 2012

bibliosex 

The act of having sex within a library.

1.) The librarian almost caught us having bibliosex.

2.) Sorry I'm late, I was just having mad bibliosex with Rita.

bibliosex by The_Mistress_Rita June 1, 2007

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA 

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."

Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA by Heb1 April 17, 2021

Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

biblioklept 

Someone who steals books.

Stop stealing books, you biblioklept.

biblioklept by Nicoley0 June 15, 2019