Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

Bibliophobia

Being allergic to all things biblical

I have bibliophobia.

Bibliophobia by Gamingalixy November 29, 2016

Abibliophobia 

The fear of running out of reading material.

guy #1: OH NO! Im almost done with the Harry Potter series!

guy #2: Dude you suffer from Abibliophobia.

Abibliophobia by cool_guy_6432 November 19, 2012

abibliophobia 

An intense, all-consuming fear of running out of things to read.

I just finished rereading Eclipse for the eighteenth time and Breaking Dawn doesn't come out for another month and a half... -burncrashdie-

Abibliophobia is quickly becoming an epidemic, but not quickly enough.

abibliophobia by Mallow-chan June 30, 2008

bibliophibian 

One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.

"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.

Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco

My wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. I hate moving with a bibliophibian!

bibliophibian by 6141465 April 7, 2010

bibliophagia 

the act of eating books.

The paper and book covers in my fecal matter and the disappearing of all books in my house is a direct result of my recent bouts of bibliophagia.

bibliophagia by H Resin April 5, 2011

Biblosophobia 

The abnormal dislike or fear of the bible. Symptoms of this phobia manifest, when faced with scriptural verses, as dilated pupils, increased heartbeat, extreme anger and may include psychosis which is usually accompanied by incoherent screaming about magical sky fairies.

Al-Ghazi: Read John 14:6
Richard Dorkins: ahafsjfkfhchgejfgd!!! Your book of magical fairies!!! Aaaargh!!!
Al-Ghazi: dude, you have a serious case of biblosophobia.

Biblosophobia by Al-Ghazi November 17, 2014