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Bitch. One who acts like a bitch. Also...a group of friends.
"Don't be such a beultch Kimmie."

"Let's go party beultches!"
Beultch by 4dice August 30, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
{Bee-yu-Chiz}
noun
A fat, ugly bitch who thinks they're the shit.

Plural
Beutches
"Oh, I found out Denise cheated on me" said Jerell.

"Don't trip nucka, She's just a beutch anyways" said Tyrone.
Beutch by walruscock December 23, 2010

beltchest 

known as beltchest or belt for short. when a scenario causes you to have a very tight chest usually due to anger or stress. symptoms usually include. real tight chest. empty stomach. blurred vision, raised temperature, breathing irregularities and feeling sick. often experienced during fifa.
josh: just lost last of my money on roulette.

mate: got belt?

josh: ye mate. severe beltchest
beltchest by beltchest victim September 10, 2012

bloody vaginal beltch

1. A release of air from the vagina during her menstrual cycle.

2. an insult used to disgust and shock the person you are speaking to.
Guy 1: Your a raging asshole!

Guy 2: That may be, but your a bloody vaginal beltch

Guy 1: Gross man, that's really sick.
bloody vaginal beltch by E Nigma January 14, 2010
A grotesque mass of repugnantly unidentifiable material.
Reddish-yellow crusties you find behind pull-chain toilets in 75 year-old gas stations.

Stained and tattered remnants of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of someone's shoes after falling out of their underwear following 3 days of blocking liquid shit from leaking out of their putrid ass due to alcohol and burrito abuse.

That white shit that some people get in the corner of their mouths when they are yelling at their kids while drinking beer and eating pork brains.
Bultch by Fecesboy August 2, 2004

vaginal beltch 

The phase you look up when you an illiterate moron with a pie for a brain and a dick.
Your a VAGINAL BELTCH you douche nozzle.
Allegro bodily noise

(a sound with force produced by the body; not involving speech)
When my girlfriend jumped up on me the force against my stomach caused be to bultch a fart.

Are you going to the bultching contest on St. Patricks day
Bultch by SZINBONE October 14, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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