Bultch

A grotesque mass of repugnantly unidentifiable material.

Reddish-yellow crusties you find behind pull-chain toilets in 75 year-old gas stations.

Stained and tattered remnants of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of someone's shoes after falling out of their underwear following 3 days of blocking liquid shit from leaking out of their putrid ass due to alcohol and burrito abuse.

That white shit that some people get in the corner of their mouths when they are yelling at their kids while drinking beer and eating pork brains.

by Fecesboy August 2, 2004

Bultch

Allegro bodily noise

(a sound with force produced by the body; not involving speech)

When my girlfriend jumped up on me the force against my stomach caused be to bultch a fart.

Are you going to the bultching contest on St. Patricks day

by SZINBONE October 14, 2023

Bingley Butcher

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.

That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

The lamb ate the butcher!

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

soft butch

A lesbian who prefers to dress in a butch/masculine/androgynous way, but may have a more feminine attitude; considered the opposite of a “chapstick lesbian”

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

by boarsoldier May 20, 2015

Butch Luck

A rare form of bad luck reserved for the unluckiest kind of people. It occurs when the "L" in luck is replaced with an "F". It is far worse than bad luck itself; just when you think it could not get any worse, it does! All you can do is just sit back and look at it.

"It was raining tits and I got hit with a dick! I have such bad Butch Luck."

by Harry Sack October 11, 2020