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beachie
A person who, during summer or summer vacation, goes to the beach every single day with no exceptions. To offically be a beachie you must do at least three of the following things:
1. Surf
2. Bodyboard
3. Skate or Longboard
4. Party
5. Grow out your hair to at least shoulder length (for dudes) or waistlength (for chicks)
6. Never go to a tanning booth
1. Surf
2. Bodyboard
3. Skate or Longboard
4. Party
5. Grow out your hair to at least shoulder length (for dudes) or waistlength (for chicks)
6. Never go to a tanning booth
Hey bro what are you doin this summer??
I'm a beachie what the fuck do you think I'm gonna do, dumbass.
I'm a beachie what the fuck do you think I'm gonna do, dumbass.
beachie by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008
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brrchie
A brrchie is a strong, strapping, handsome, six foot seven gargantuan of a creature. So much so that they are often mistaken for their cousin - the birch tree. This tree-sized figure is often found in the lore of the successful franchise - Dark Souls. A brrchie struggles from success, often casting a shadow larger than his frame; many tend to get lost in it. The striking gaze from that of a brrchie will immediately send the thought to one's head: "I want that creature to steal my girl." A brrchie will don their mound-maker hat, crack their whip, and wail "HMMM, THIS LIFT ONLY GOES DOWN", while proceeding to chug an entire Siegbrau. The only proper response to this wildly successful mating call would be as follows: "Is that the hit rapper and entertainer, Dabrrchie?"
brrchie by driplord9000 January 23, 2022
Barchie
Barchie stans: "Barchie rising my dudes"
Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"
Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"
Barchie by Thankyou, I don't not care June 8, 2020
Beschier
The most amazing thing on the face of the earth. It is know to be extremely unique and very fun to hang out with. Not is it just beautiful and funny but it is so lovable and extremely intelligent. People with that name all share what has been mentioned above. Unfortunatly, only few of them exist on the planet now. So it is important to love them and care for them and never make them upset.
"Oh honey, I don't know what to get you for your 18th birthday" "But mom! Everyone wants a beschier, and so do i"
Beschier by SomeWisePerson July 6, 2012
barchie
barchie by allie tanner March 15, 2020
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