A brrchie is a strong, strapping, handsome, six foot seven gargantuan of a creature. So much so that they are often mistaken for their cousin - the birch
tree. This
tree-sized figure is often found in the lore of the successful franchise - Dark Souls. A brrchie struggles from
success, often casting a shadow larger than his frame; many tend to get lost in it. The striking gaze from that of a brrchie will immediately send the thought to
one's head: "I want that creature to steal my girl." A brrchie will
don their mound-maker hat, crack their whip, and wail "HMMM, THIS LIFT ONLY GOES DOWN", while proceeding to
chug an entire Siegbrau. The only proper response to this wildly successful mating call would be as follows: "Is that the hit rapper and entertainer, Dabrrchie?"