brrchie

A brrchie is a strong, strapping, handsome, six foot seven gargantuan of a creature. So much so that they are often mistaken for their cousin - the birch tree. This tree-sized figure is often found in the lore of the successful franchise - Dark Souls. A brrchie struggles from success, often casting a shadow larger than his frame; many tend to get lost in it. The striking gaze from that of a brrchie will immediately send the thought to one's head: "I want that creature to steal my girl." A brrchie will don their mound-maker hat, crack their whip, and wail "HMMM, THIS LIFT ONLY GOES DOWN", while proceeding to chug an entire Siegbrau. The only proper response to this wildly successful mating call would be as follows: "Is that the hit rapper and entertainer, Dabrrchie?"

You see that chad over there tanking a mimic bite? That's a brrchie.

by driplord9000 January 23, 2022

Barchie

Don't deny it poggers. It's real (also fuck u).

Barchie stans: "Barchie rising my dudes"
Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"

by Thankyou, I don't not care June 8, 2020

barchie

the endgame ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on the show riverdale

“it’s like it was their destiny” - kevin keller talking about barchie

by allie tanner March 15, 2020

Brochief

A bro,a friend,or a leader of a group of friends. The chief of all your bros.

person 1:Yo brochief,where were you today?
person 2: sorry bro,i have the shits.
person 1: haha thats fucking nasty bro.

by The chosen epic one October 1, 2010

Barchie

The Riverdale ship that is clearly superior to Bughead. Fight me.

“Barchie is endgame.” ~Kevin, an actually character of the damn show

by NoTeaJustFacts May 9, 2018

Barchie

“the ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on riverdale. childhood best friends who do not get a lot of screen time together and whose storyline got dropped because the writers were threatened”

Barchie is ENDGAME.

by The100vixens on ig September 17, 2018

barchie

barchie, barchie is riverfails best ship and if you disagree with that bc you ship bugcest, okay but barchie is endgame and y'all can't change that, even roberto has confirmed that they will happen sooner or later and two (or more) of the cast ships barchie:)

barchie endgame

by adorexoleff January 4, 2020