Benchie

A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.

"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."

"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"

by Ennie March 6, 2014

Benchie

This is someone a he or she that sits next to you in class and you possibly share everything (books,food,pens) and others with him or her.You find it easy in insulting him or her because you know he or her will always be by your side in class.

She was my benchie last academic year

by Daolo August 8, 2019

Bencheico

A person who is stupid, idiot or unable to understand their surroundings..

Callate Bencheico..!!

by g3rm@N May 19, 2007

Benchinator

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

by s_k123 May 14, 2015

Rainbow Bunchie

The Rainbow Bunchie, also known as the Final boss of the Internet, is a llama-like creature that is multicoloured. In essence it is an animation of the Rainbow Bunchie with a light-hearted tune in the background. To 'defeat' him you must watch the video without laughing.

It's teh final boss of teh interwebz!

*Laughs uncontrollably*

The Rainbow Bunchie defeated me!

by Bunchiezz August 29, 2010

Bunchies

A strange thing that seems to be half slug, half llama, and half biggin. It originated from a gif image. It prances along smiling in an unnerving fashion. Some people call it Kelet, after a person who posted an image of it in some forum, but its proper name is Bunchies. The official site is at www.wildpixels.com/bunchies.

"Look at Bunchies go!"

by Spidey October 3, 2004

benchification

The process by which a non-bench object/person is turned into a bench, such as a group of people sitting on someone thus turning it into a bench, the person is then said to have been benchified.

This can sometimes be seen as a mild form of bullying if one person is benchified frequently. However many see it as a sport, or just a pass time activity. Frequent benchifiers will often exchange stories about the best objects to benchify.

Person 1- Why are you all sitting on me?
Person 2- Do you not understand benchification, there wasn't anywhere to sit so we benchified you.

by Ben.Ch January 14, 2011