Stans 

Reference to one of the best songs ever by Eminem called "Stan" about an Obsessed fan who ends up killing himself and his wife over Eminem not writing him back.

Basically it describes someone who is all up on their favorite artist's schlong, and can't take criticism or the slightest negative about said artist. But instead of "fans", they're called "Stans", get it?

Me: Man I just got rid of all the Jay-Z shit on my Computer

Homie: For Real?

Me: Yeah, Jay-Z Stans can go eat a dick

Stans by TheElectedKing January 10, 2011

stans 

A group of people trying to meet other people with similar interests while expressing this interest through shared morals, love, and creativity.

I’m one of Dream’s stans and stole this from his twitter

stans by jampuffs December 11, 2020

Stans 

Usually toxic and likes to stand up for the person/group they are stanning. Always starts an argument when someone says something remotely bad about someone, just because it is not their opinion.

Oh hey they're a (insert celebrity name here) Stans

Don't say anything about (insert celebrity name here) then.

Stans by eatpant4454 March 26, 2020

stans 

Plural of stan. As in person from Pakistan residing in England.

"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.

"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.

"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.

"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.

"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.

"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.

"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.

stans by Tarquin October 26, 2004

stans 

Those countries whose names end in 'stan,' including Afghanistan, Kazhakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and probably some others I've forgotten about.

Now let's see what the weather is like in the stans.

stans by Darth Ridley January 26, 2007

Stans 

Stans: A group of people trying to meet other people with similar interests while expressing this interest through shared morals, love, and creativity

“These kpop stans are so annoying”
No they’re just showing love for their idols

Stans by Ozmoconic March 16, 2021

Stans 

Fans of a well known rapper Eminem

Nick: What fan base are you apart of?

Jackie: I'm apart of Stans!

Stans by LongLiveSlim April 19, 2014