Bepieve

To rapidly fuck someone in the face.

I cant wait to bepieve your mother.

Bepieve by Darbear- September 12, 2009

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Don't believe the hype 

Ignore the media, marketing, buzz, or rumors around a story, object or person -- it's nothing special. From the 1988 Public Enemy single "Don't Believe The Hype", which fought back against negative press about the band.

"Is the new Star Wars movie any good?"
"Nah, don't believe the hype"

Don't believe the hype by stones throw August 27, 2008

Please Believe 

Believe me, or Listen here

Once I become famous, please believe all those women will be after me

Please Believe by mika July 4, 2003

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

We Believe You, Captain America 

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."

Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.

We Believe You, Captain America by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008

I believe in Sherlock 

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

I believe in Sherlock by -SH and JW February 10, 2012