cockblock

A pramface. Or generally a rough slag.

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen - cockblocks, both of 'em.

by Mika October 20, 2003

hair metal

Quite possibly the best and most enjoyable music genre that ever came into existance. Synonymous with many of the following:

Energetic, keyboard-driven rock songs
Themes of love and togetherness
Big, poofy hairstyles
High-pitched vocals
Sweden
And of course - SPANDEX PANTS!

Hair metal originated in the mid 1980s and died out when hip-hop began to dominate the majority of the 1990s. Such a shame.

One word: EUROPE!

# "It's the Final Countdoooooooown!" #

by Mika June 09, 2004

cut one

Plain and simply: to fart. Also known as "drop one".

Eurgh... dude, did you just cut one?

by Mika October 28, 2003

Chike

power of God

He was bestowed with Chike from the day of his birth.

by Mika September 11, 2003

armadeggon

Much cooler spelling of Armageddon. Watch 2018!

Armadeggon is approaching!

by Mika October 15, 2003

RCM

An abbreviation for Robotic Crack Monkey

Tch... you fuggin RCM!

by Mika December 11, 2003

Nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.

That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!

by mika July 16, 2004