mika's definitions

mcdonalds

Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...

I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses!

by Mika June 18, 2004

armadeggon

Much cooler spelling of Armageddon. Watch 2018!

Armadeggon is approaching!

by Mika October 15, 2003

Shexy

A really hot piece of ass.

Damn that skank is shexy.

by Mika February 22, 2004

Nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.

That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!

by mika July 16, 2004

hair metal

Quite possibly the best and most enjoyable music genre that ever came into existance. Synonymous with many of the following:

Energetic, keyboard-driven rock songs
Themes of love and togetherness
Big, poofy hairstyles
High-pitched vocals
Sweden
And of course - SPANDEX PANTS!

Hair metal originated in the mid 1980s and died out when hip-hop began to dominate the majority of the 1990s. Such a shame.

One word: EUROPE!

# "It's the Final Countdoooooooown!" #

by Mika June 9, 2004

Yump

To be extremely wonderful and better than everything else.People using this name should be worshipped by the lower classes.

Yump is awesome

by Mika January 23, 2004

poochaka

A girl's nether-region

Chelsea, I can see your poochaka and you need to shave!

by mika July 17, 2004