Benefidle

Work-shy recipients of state handouts. Combo of "benefits" and "idle".

"It's not worth my while getting a job as I'll lose all my benefits."

Get your benefidle ass to work!

by Davidch999 September 20, 2012

Beneviolence

The act of using violence for good!

The teenager mutant ninja turtles use beneviolence to save the day by using violence for good.

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 9, 2019

Beneviolent

A person that sometimes uses violence for good!

The hero in V for Vendetta used violence for good making him a beneviolent protagonist.

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 9, 2019

Beneviolence

This is a compound word, combining benevolence and violent.
Beneviolence encapsulates the feeling you get when you encounter a level of stupidity that upon first reflex should warrant physical harm. Yet instead of responding with destruction you cordially grit your teeth and hide your rage with a smile... because in the grand scheme of things you feel pity for the sad individual that inspired this feeling.

1. Josh's beneviolence was beggining to show as he was cleaning up the messes of his clueless co-workers.

2. When seeing the mess that little Johnny made, I reacted with enough beneviolence to let him know that he was in trouble.

3. Your beneviolence is gonna make you grind your teeth down to nubs... you should just let it out one day...

by The Iconoplast November 18, 2010

beneficentrism

The view that promoting the general welfare is deeply important, and should be amongst one’s central life projects.

Clearly, you don't have to be a utilitarian to accept beneficentrism. You could accept deontic constraints. You could accept any number of supplemental non-welfarist values (as long as they don't implausibly swamp the importance of welfare).

by TheWingedTree April 15, 2023

Benefisted

What happens to your ass when you realize that your insurance benefits through your job don't cover shit.

I'm so fucked! I pay $400 a month for my health insurance through work and I still got a bill from the doctor's office for $2,000. And she couldn't even tell me what was growing on my dick! I'm getting benefisted.

by Hairy Hal August 26, 2013

benefiel

The act of punching someone in the face so hard their nose and jaw collapse at the same time, and as they fall to the ground you must finish them with a swift and powerful punt right to the bottom of the chin!

This guy just wont stop running his mouth, if he doesn't stop soon i will benefiel him real fast!

by adam1576 March 24, 2011