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Benefidle 

Work-shy recipients of state handouts. Combo of "benefits" and "idle".
"It's not worth my while getting a job as I'll lose all my benefits."

Get your benefidle ass to work!
Benefidle by Davidch999 September 20, 2012
Words you can keep

Beneviolence 

The act of using violence for good!
The teenager mutant ninja turtles use beneviolence to save the day by using violence for good.

Beneviolent 

A person that sometimes uses violence for good!
The hero in V for Vendetta used violence for good making him a beneviolent protagonist.

Beneviolence 

This is a compound word, combining benevolence and violent.
Beneviolence encapsulates the feeling you get when you encounter a level of stupidity that upon first reflex should warrant physical harm. Yet instead of responding with destruction you cordially grit your teeth and hide your rage with a smile... because in the grand scheme of things you feel pity for the sad individual that inspired this feeling.
1. Josh's beneviolence was beggining to show as he was cleaning up the messes of his clueless co-workers.

2. When seeing the mess that little Johnny made, I reacted with enough beneviolence to let him know that he was in trouble.

3. Your beneviolence is gonna make you grind your teeth down to nubs... you should just let it out one day...
Beneviolence by The Iconoplast November 18, 2010

beneficentrism 

The view that promoting the general welfare is deeply important, and should be amongst one’s central life projects.
Clearly, you don't have to be a utilitarian to accept beneficentrism. You could accept deontic constraints. You could accept any number of supplemental non-welfarist values (as long as they don't implausibly swamp the importance of welfare).
beneficentrism by TheWingedTree April 15, 2023

Benefisted

What happens to your ass when you realize that your insurance benefits through your job don't cover shit.
I'm so fucked! I pay $400 a month for my health insurance through work and I still got a bill from the doctor's office for $2,000. And she couldn't even tell me what was growing on my dick! I'm getting benefisted.
Benefisted by Hairy Hal August 26, 2013

benefiel 

The act of punching someone in the face so hard their nose and jaw collapse at the same time, and as they fall to the ground you must finish them with a swift and powerful punt right to the bottom of the chin!
This guy just wont stop running his mouth, if he doesn't stop soon i will benefiel him real fast!
benefiel by adam1576 March 24, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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