Benefisted

What happens to your ass when you realize that your insurance benefits through your job don't cover shit.

I'm so fucked! I pay $400 a month for my health insurance through work and I still got a bill from the doctor's office for $2,000. And she couldn't even tell me what was growing on my dick! I'm getting benefisted.

by Hairy Hal August 26, 2013

barefisted

Getting killed by a person who only used their bare hands. This term is espically used to define someone who has weapons but still got killed by someone who had nothing.

I was in a fight with your mother and she, having no weapons, barefisted me and won the fight.

by Mia Khalifa's favorite Nephew December 4, 2017

Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016

benefishery

A legal heir to a seafood-culturing/harvesting business.

To be a good benefishery, you need to learn about every facet of da trade, such as da true "scale" of said operation, and what da "net" income is likely to be.

by QuacksO December 22, 2025