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the best and funniest character from trainspotting. uses the word "cunt" quite often.
Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.
begbie by boris the spider August 4, 2005
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A nutter, a hard case.
A common-or -garden British nutcase that inhabits most towns across the uk
drinks a lot, plays pool, smokes like a chimney, has a shit job or is on the dole.
after the character Francis Begbie from trainspotting
"Aww nice one Franco!!!!"
begbie by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
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begbie

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small gnome usually with his rod in his hand
mind when reversing the car you dont knock the begbie over
begbie by Tim October 9, 2003

begbie

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any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.
"Look at that bad little begbie pooping in my garden!"
begbie by kitty August 8, 2004

do a Begbie 

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To toss/drop a beer glass over the side of a balcony on pub customers below, esp. if this results in injuries downstairs. May be accidental, but strictly speaking is intended to provide a pretext for the dropper to come downstairs, claim to be upset, and escalate the punch-up. From the stunt pulled by Francis Begbie in the 1996 classic movie, Trainspotting. At its classiest when the glass is thrown nonchalantly over the shoulder, like a pinch of salt.
That fellah over there with the scars down one side of his face is leaning over the rail with his Erdinger glass in one hand and has a look of sick anticipation in his eyes. I suspect he may be about to do a Begbie on the broad with the big boobs and the red T-shirt.
do a Begbie by Fearman April 10, 2008

bebie 

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Slang for a big, typically overweight baby. Any newborn weighing over 6 kilograms or about 13.2 avoirdupois pounds is considered a bebie.
I want this bebie to become a doctor when he grows up.”
bebie by lexiedog October 28, 2023

uite bebie 

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when something is very wholesome and cute (in a platonic manner) it makes you want to baby them
person 1: "omg did you see she cried when an ikd person was eating alone"

person 2: "yeah, thats so uite bebie!"
uite bebie by your.____.mom December 18, 2021
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