kitty's definitions

Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.

Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.

by Kitty January 26, 2005

sympathy pains

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.

My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.

by Kitty December 26, 2003

boy-wunder

A man with incredible sexual prowess and/or extreme skill at all forms of love-making.

That guy I hooked up with last night is a real boy-wunder; I'm exhausted but happy.

by Kitty November 20, 2003

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

medomalacuphobia

the fear of losing an erection.

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.

by Kitty January 28, 2005

mansonite

Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.

Mansonites are only a step above posers

by Kitty August 21, 2003

emokid

a whiny brooding person that listens to shitty music and spends all their time whining about life.

"Sarah, don't be such a fucking emo kid"

by Kitty July 30, 2004