80 definitions by kitty

n00b

A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

by kitty September 12, 2004

Julio

Justyn's undeniably emo penis.

Julio was feeling very down yesterday, when he looked at ugly German people.

by kitty February 28, 2005

dissing

putting down

he was dissing on my mom when he called her fat

by kitty February 25, 2004

boredness

TO be extremely bored. And annoying. Try saying it a few times to your friends, its fun

Bordness! I am soooooooooooooooo bored. Talk to me Talk to me Talk to me!!!!!!

by kitty March 19, 2005

AppleXcore

To be so hardXcore, AweXome, or sXe that you're appleXcore.

"I'm appleXcore, so blow me."

by kitty April 2, 2005

cockia

1. a penis the size of a Nokia

2. kyle williams' penis

3. a penis approximately the size of 14.8 cm or smaller

Kyle Williams has a COCKIA!!! hahaha yeh kyle youuuuuu hav a small penis!!!

by kitty February 19, 2004

blazin

a way of describing an insult

person 1: your mom's a slut
person 2: are you blazin my mom?
....etc, stupid i know, but thats how the word was used when i was younger

by kitty February 25, 2004