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Grows Hard
Jake struggled with gymnastics, and now he can do a standing backflip! #GrowHard
Jake grows hard - he used to struggle with gymnastics, and now he is busting out standing backflips!
Jake grows hard - he used to struggle with gymnastics, and now he is busting out standing backflips!
Grows Hard by Ott01love November 8, 2017
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Grows his own vegetables
Girl "I was so disappointed when he pulled down his pants. But once he got turned on, I realized what he was working with."
Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"
Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"
Grows his own vegetables by Dirty mindz September 21, 2013
As the tree grows
As the tree grows by Aisselanna July 6, 2015
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
knee-grows
knee-grows by jonesberger November 14, 2020
Money Grows on Trees
An author’s little-known truth, because trees give rise to lumber, which can then be converted to paper, before it is being used to print books, which earn the writer a cash lump sum or an obscene royalty.
In billions of homes, it’s not uncommon for parents telling their children off that money doesn’t grow on trees, or that money is hard to come by, but for millions of authors and publishers, the opposite is true: “Money grows on trees.”
Money Grows on Trees by Fasters April 26, 2023
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026