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the best and funniest character from trainspotting. uses the word "cunt" quite often.
Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.
by boris the spider July 15, 2005
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A nutter, a hard case.
A common-or -garden British nutcase that inhabits most towns across the uk
drinks a lot, plays pool, smokes like a chimney, has a shit job or is on the dole.
after the character Francis Begbie from trainspotting
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small gnome usually with his rod in his hand
mind when reversing the car you dont knock the begbie over
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any species of feline spotted causing mischief. may also apply to cats exhibiting insolence or haughtiness.
"Look at that bad little begbie pooping in my garden!"
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