Berbie 

Is the only one who knows that it's all in the quads. Berbie is derived from the typo Barbie and Bobby in some messed up form. Berbie loves his iphone.

Person1: Whats hotter, abs or muscled arms?
Berbie: Its all in the quads!
Person1: You know it!

Berbie by Berbie's bifflet May 28, 2013

Berbie 

Female genitalia

Have you washed your berbie yet? It smells like berbie in here! Did you get some berbie last night?

Berbie by ram solo January 24, 2021

Bernied 

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer 

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

reverse bernie sanders 

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

reverse bernie sanders by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017