bigmeuprudeboy's definitions

Geordie

inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie

"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'

tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

stone island

a very expensive brand of Italian designer clothes marketed at very high earning, highly educated Europeans.
Actually mainly worn by British Football thugs as a status symbol

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

firm

a gang of football hooligans

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

ultra

a fanatical fan of an Italian football team
can be ultra left or right wing depending on the team and many have strict political codes.
Love a good dust up with the Italian police and are a big power within the Italian game, deciding on anything from what songs to sing to whether or not a club can buy a certain player
Ultra groups have been known to bollock their teams players after a bad performance

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Shem

an abbriviation of fa shem
An Italian curse that means 'sperm of the devil'

Jamie Oliver Fa-shem

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003