Beercap 

1. Someone's head.
2. to "twist someone's beercap" is to confuse them or mess with them mentally.

"Ni**as is strapped, and they tryin' to twist my beercap" ~Method Man

Beercap by Jazzy Jizz February 2, 2006

rusty beercap 

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

rusty beercap by b.diesel May 15, 2014

Beerapy 

The use of beer to deal with problems as opposed to therapy.

"My girlfriend broke up with me today. I think I need a good beerapy session"

Beerapy by T.Ray December 14, 2009

beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals

Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.

beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008

BeerCat 

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

BeerCat by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beercan 

A medium extra thick cock, that pleases women more than a pencil penis.

OMG Kim!!! That guy from the bar last night had a beercan. I'm still sore.

Beercan by crazyworld_cr November 26, 2016

Beermaphone 

A beer can being used as a microphone:
-Usaully occrus when intoxicated and a catchy song comes on the radio

"look at Anthony! He's realy singing into that beermaphone"

Beermaphone by totties February 23, 2009