The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.
Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.
Some Examples:
*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.
*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.
*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
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Noun: University of Cincinnati Bearcat mascot that acts belligerent and twerks at Nippert Stadium during halftime.
Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.
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Get the Freaky Bearcat mug.The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.
Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*
Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*
Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"
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Man after i came home from a hard day of work I walked in the door and found my Beefcat jizzing profusely on my couch, when we made eye contact he ran for cover knowing that his cover was blown...
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