SpamMePlease's definitions

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010