beercano 

The moment you knock your bottle of beer on top of someone else's, causing the inevitable explosion from their drink, dousing them, and usually anyone in the near vicinity in beer.

1: Hey look at that over there!
*clink*
2: You fool, you've just unleashed a beercano all up in here and wasted half my drink!

beercano by qwerty.uiop September 8, 2014

Beercan 

A medium extra thick cock, that pleases women more than a pencil penis.

OMG Kim!!! That guy from the bar last night had a beercan. I'm still sore.

Beercan by crazyworld_cr November 26, 2016

Beercan 

Dis's is Jamaican for bacon

Yo fryin' tos egg's wit dat beercan

Beercan by stevieweavey May 25, 2006

Beeriano 

A beer that just hits the spot differently to a regular pint. Consumed on momentous or celebratory occasions and always with friends.

Jon: “I can’t believe England are in the final of the Euros”

Jack: “me neither, absolutely buzzing”

Adam: “we have to watch it with some beerianos together later “

Beeriano by Jonbeeriano July 7, 2021

beercan sandwich 

What a Jamaican calls a bacon sandwich

somebody make me a beercan sandwich, man

beercan sandwich by ChuckkMcgee June 7, 2011

beeranoia 

The emotional state of thinking you've run out of beer, but then realize you actually still have some left.

Decrepit drunk bastard: "jumpin jesus fuck bud, I've got no beer man!"
16 seconds later
"sweet jesus, holy fuck I've got beer bai...'magin I just experienced beeranoia.

beeranoia by tarnishedhate666 November 25, 2017

Beercan 

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

Beercan by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020