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There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck
Related Words

Bedswangled

To cause unintentional miscalculation, (and thus) harm towards your own associates, due to a fault in ones (individuals) action performing an endeavor.
I played a game of AP Warwick and I almost died.
-Did you kill anyone?
No, but a Vel'Koz was low on health.
I had bedswangled him.
Bedswangled by Henri Casadesus October 10, 2018

Bedside Volcano 

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."
Bedside Volcano by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

Bedsores 

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.
Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.
Bedsores by McTobes January 30, 2020

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

bedsport 

Having delicious, optimal sex with your lover.
The last round of bedsport left me quaking.
I just had sex with a Steven.
bedsport by sedmsex September 13, 2011