beday

Beday is the phonic way to spell or say bidet.

MSN Encarta Dictionary says that bidet is pronounced like beday.

by mabhawaii June 13, 2007

beday

When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.

I have a human beday. No need to buy one

by MTHOMS April 28, 2006

Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

by DAS206 July 19, 2019

Redneck Beday

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.

Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.

by Troy Murphy, Carl Smith November 26, 2007

Ghetto Bedai

The act of washing your ass in the sink because of lack of toiletpaper or Knowing it was a messy shit that no paper could handle Ghetto Bedai

I was at a party and took a shit and when i went to wipe i realized there was no tp so i did a ghetto Bedai i know i wont get no shit stains on my undies now

by DaQid September 8, 2011

Badusia Latrine Beday

(Noun)- A nickname for a unsavory man or woman whose personal scent is that off ass, cock, pussy, used urinal cakes, and a 3 year old, never sanitized toilet or outhouse.

Badusia Latrine Beday often has that not so fresh feeling.

by darkmattr August 15, 2020