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When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.
I have a human beday. No need to buy one
beday by MTHOMS April 28, 2006

Roadside beday 

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.
Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.
Roadside beday by DAS206 July 19, 2019

Redneck Beday 

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.
Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.

Badusia Latrine Beday 

(Noun)- A nickname for a unsavory man or woman whose personal scent is that off ass, cock, pussy, used urinal cakes, and a 3 year old, never sanitized toilet or outhouse.
Badusia Latrine Beday often has that not so fresh feeling.

beady rat eyes 

The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.
1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.

2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.

3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
beady rat eyes by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019
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Bedanta by Real Madrid F.C November 21, 2021