optimal
Used when to describe something you are referring to without actually letting the adjective you want to use be known. Means simply, a good thing or a bad thing. Used in many ways. It takes skill.
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Optimal Drunkenness
The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
Optimal Drunkenness by Chris Cole December 5, 2004
optimal swag
optimal swag by swager6 September 2, 2010
optimal nutcracking height
An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
optimal nutcracking height by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
Optimal Sport Nutrition
Optimal Sport Nutrition by static5 September 1, 2011
optimal chickeness
optimal chickeness by Miss Zombie March 14, 2011
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