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1. Bedside manner refers most often to the way a doctor interacts and communicates with patients. A doctor with a bedside manner is a good communicator, while one without a bedside manner may offend or may be overly abrupt with patients.
2. The ability of one to cope with the abrupt surprise the morning after interaction with a female, whom the night before appeared to be quite striking and statuesque, but now appears to be repugnant, uninviting, and reminiscent of snuffaluffagus.
1. Patient: The doctor spoke to me with such politeness and tact, his bedside manner is so welcoming.

2. Guy 1: When I rolled over the next morning after the whiskey had worn off, I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming and waking the slumbering beast that lay next to me.
Guy 2:Your bedside manner is impeccable
Guy 1: I know, I got dressed and got out of Dodge and half way to Texarkana before she stirred.
by Colt Justice July 29, 2011
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
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Refers to how well the doctor or nurse interacts with a reclining patient and makes him feel comfortable, reassured, and welcome at the hospital.
Extra points on a doctor/nurse's bedside manner if he/she is willing to actually climb in bed with the patient for a little while to soothe him and keep him company... snuggles/massages are usually expected; sex is optional but often gladly welcomed by the patient, who likely will then recommend the hospital to his friends for anytime they feel a need for "medical attention" themselves... a great way to keep the hospital-beds filled!! This "cuddles in exchange for praising the hospital" deal is a similar idea to a waiter/waitress's providing exemplary service to a diner-patron in hopes that said patron will give the staffperson a generous tip.
by QuacksO May 03, 2018
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The ability to evoke feelings of sexual desire, with the grace of stripper
“ He smiled at her playful bedside manner as she flung her panties across the room.”
by The architect of fun June 14, 2018
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