:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::
“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”
“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”
by Dante_ck October 04, 2017
by Dante_ck October 25, 2015
by Dante_ck October 21, 2015
Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.
by Dante_ck September 02, 2016
Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.
I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt
by Dante_ck October 19, 2015
"Hey Mackenzie, have you seen Annie today?"
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."
by Dante_ck May 15, 2014
A Tivo is a person who only see's what they want to see in life. These people are often blind to common sense and encounter issues that could normally be avoid by paying attention to simple signs.
Common traits include severe self centeredness, chronic bitchface and empty pockets.
Common traits include severe self centeredness, chronic bitchface and empty pockets.
Guy: I dunno man, she seemed nice last night when we were talking at the bar.
friend: What!? Everything she talked about was either hating on someone or bitchin about work gossip.
Guy: I dunno dude, i might hit her up again just to make sure
Friend: Whatever man, tivo.
friend: What!? Everything she talked about was either hating on someone or bitchin about work gossip.
Guy: I dunno dude, i might hit her up again just to make sure
Friend: Whatever man, tivo.
by Dante_ck June 20, 2014