Dante_ck's definitions

Monica

'My Nigga' but for white people so they don't feel guilty

-Hey, i just went to starbucks and got you a mocha frappe, interested?

--- monica.

by Dante_ck September 8, 2014

caught in a lue

The period of time when two individuals are infectiously love smitten for one another.

"Hey Mackenzie, have you seen Annie today?"
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."

by Dante_ck May 15, 2014

Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

by Dante_ck November 3, 2016

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

Favorhog

Someone who repeatedly uses convience to coin favors

I was going to get my computer fixed at the snapple store and my favorhog friend asked if i could take his broken phone with me...

by Dante_ck January 1, 2018

Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

by Dante_ck October 4, 2017

ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

by Dante_ck December 11, 2015