Dante_ck's definitions

caught in a lue

The period of time when two individuals are infectiously love smitten for one another.

"Hey Mackenzie, have you seen Annie today?"
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."

by Dante_ck May 15, 2014

Tivo

A Tivo is a person who only see's what they want to see in life. These people are often blind to common sense and encounter issues that could normally be avoid by paying attention to simple signs.

Common traits include severe self centeredness, chronic bitchface and empty pockets.

Guy: I dunno man, she seemed nice last night when we were talking at the bar.

friend: What!? Everything she talked about was either hating on someone or bitchin about work gossip.
Guy: I dunno dude, i might hit her up again just to make sure

Friend: Whatever man, tivo.

by Dante_ck June 20, 2014

Monica

'My Nigga' but for white people so they don't feel guilty

-Hey, i just went to starbucks and got you a mocha frappe, interested?

--- monica.

by Dante_ck September 8, 2014

Snackages

Multiple packages of individually wrapped snacks

Ok here's the plan.
First we hit the gas station for some smokes, then we hit the grocery store for some snackages before the movie at 7. BAM!

by Dante_ck July 17, 2016

Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

by Dante_ck September 1, 2016

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

Breaking my feed

When someone or something has been posted multiple times by various people. Thus, taking over the viewers timeline.

Dude what is up with this guy in a shark suit breaking my feed today!??!

by Dante_ck October 10, 2016