Bedbug

Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens

The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.

by ZMES August 27, 2019

Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

by Dante_ck November 3, 2016

bedbug

A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.

Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.

by Filiaci December 25, 2007

Bedbug

A man that thinks of nothing but sex.

Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

bedbug

a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.

When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.

by citychic12 October 2, 2009

Bedbug

Someone who gets in people's beds A LOT

Yo, He sure is a bedbug. I heard he was in 7 people's beds in 7 days in a row

by Pinky Buster October 7, 2017

Bedbug

Someone you don’t have to bug to get in bed.

This girl is a total bedbug.

by Thatonegirlfromkansas May 23, 2018