BoBism
A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.
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Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.
BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.
The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB
The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.
The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.
The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.
The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.
This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.
The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB
The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.
The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.
The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.
The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.
This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.
Bobism by Jaguar_Gamer6820 November 30, 2022
Bobism
We pray to depend on BOB for help in distress.
We pray to ask BOB for enlightenment.
We pray for communion with BOB through single-minded devotion.
We pray for peace from BOB when the mind is restless.
We pray for surrendering ourselves to BOB completely.
We pray to BOB for giving us the ability to comfort others.
We pray to thank BOB for his blessings.
We pray for the expectation of BOB to decide what is best for us when we are in a dilemma.
We pray for friendship with BOB.
We pray for melting the mind and ego in silence in BOB.
We pray for BOB to give strength, peace, and pure intellect.
We pray for BOB to purify the heart and make us abide in him forever.
We pray to ask BOB for enlightenment.
We pray for communion with BOB through single-minded devotion.
We pray for peace from BOB when the mind is restless.
We pray for surrendering ourselves to BOB completely.
We pray to BOB for giving us the ability to comfort others.
We pray to thank BOB for his blessings.
We pray for the expectation of BOB to decide what is best for us when we are in a dilemma.
We pray for friendship with BOB.
We pray for melting the mind and ego in silence in BOB.
We pray for BOB to give strength, peace, and pure intellect.
We pray for BOB to purify the heart and make us abide in him forever.
Bobism by LOVEROFBOB October 18, 2022
bOBISM
It's a religion in southern Sweden, praying for a single god called "bOB". All names are typed with a low-case letter first and the rest upper-case letters. The religion got around 100 members in 2020.
bOBISM by Young Thruster October 6, 2020