Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.

When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.

by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018

beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.

He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.

by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006

benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

beaverfish

A small aquatic creature, that is half beaver and half fish. Also known as the BEAVERFISH! This furry creature can grow up to 5 feet long and weigh as much as several llamas! The beaverfish usually eats other small aquatic creatures, but usually prefers the green, nutritious fruit, zuchinni. Although, the beaverfish may appear harmless, never enter any waters near them, due to the fact that they are very territorial of their habit, and invasion of their inviroment, can cause serious injury.

It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's a beaverfish!

by Dr. Trann September 3, 2010

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

bayeritis

pretending to like a girls personality when she has none, doing whatever she asks because she is attractive and gives off a vibe like she may have intercoarse with one's self, often ending with useless hours speant listening to her bitch about shit that has nothing to do with reality(can be recurring).... side effects include blue balls and portraying and image of the gay best friend

-" yo man you tap that yet?"
-- " nah bro, chill.... its not like that"
- "damn kid you speand too much time with this bitch you're comin down with a case of bayeritis"

by puta madre October 19, 2009

BeaverTaste

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008