beiberitis

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

by carrion420 November 4, 2013

benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

Beebeitis

A disease you get from Diana Beebe’s breath. Symptoms include puking your guts out all fucking night,fever,and a headache so bad you wanna blow your brains out. Treatments include just pray to god it stops 🤢

Dude beebe yelled at me on Monday and her breath gave me beebeitis i literally blew chunks all night

by MerveLover2002 October 19, 2018

Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.

When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.

by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018

Bieberitis

A social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. Diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of Justin Bieber. Side effects vary depending on sex. In girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. In guys...well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. This condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.

Derek: "Dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that damn Bieber kid. What do I do?"

Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."

Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."

Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."

Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."

by kingofstrings92 October 8, 2011

benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

by I’m really funny December 29, 2017