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beaverfish 

A small aquatic creature, that is half beaver and half fish. Also known as the BEAVERFISH! This furry creature can grow up to 5 feet long and weigh as much as several llamas! The beaverfish usually eats other small aquatic creatures, but usually prefers the green, nutritious fruit, zuchinni. Although, the beaverfish may appear harmless, never enter any waters near them, due to the fact that they are very territorial of their habit, and invasion of their inviroment, can cause serious injury.
It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's a beaverfish!
beaverfish by Dr. Trann September 3, 2010
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Beaverfest 

(bee-ver-fest)–noun
1. An annual celebration once held in Beaver Dam, WI, over Memorial Day weekend where softball teams drank heavily and bands played songs like "Radar Love" and "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." The event's name was changed subsequent to a story in Hustler Magazine where pictures of the Beaver Motel and a sign outside of Beaver Dam which read "Home of 15,000 Busy Beavers."

2. Colloquial euphemism used by heterosexual males and homosexual females to describe a party worth staying at all night long.
1. I don't know what there were more of at Beaverfest this year, mullets or carnies.

2. Dude, this party is a total beaverfest, don't invite any of your guy friends.
Beaverfest by majikboy July 13, 2010

beavershark 

Beaversharks are an indigenous species to Pine Mountain, Georgia, and are found in the lakes of Callaway Gardens. They prefer deeper water, but occasionally can be spotted near shore, especially at dawn or dusk. They have buck teeth and a beaver tale, with a body reminiscent of a shark. Adult beaversharks can grow up to 3 feet long. Beaversharks feed on large fish and turtles, and have been known to bite human children.
Always stay inside the swim area, the beaversharks are hungry this time of day.

Beerfish 

BeerFish makes the dankest memes.
Beerfish by TheCampingRusher August 28, 2017

beanerish 

of or having to do with Mexican culture
So Sara sent me this CD called the Mexican Institute of Sound, but I'm not sure if I'll listen to it, it sounds a little beanerish.
beanerish by Uno Yahme June 20, 2007

Beaverish 

The time when you start feeling all your rights and wrongs go flying out the window and allow yourself to be free of everything that ties you down.
I'm feeling a bit beaverish tonight.
Beaverish by Mr. Escaleras September 27, 2010

Beaverlashed 

Also known as "whipped" by your significant other, but a Canadian version. To be ruled or owned by your spouse.
Guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those Bums.
Guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time....I should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried.
Guy #1: Wow man, you are so Beaverlashed.
Beaverlashed by Justin Seamonster January 15, 2008