bayeritis

pretending to like a girls personality when she has none, doing whatever she asks because she is attractive and gives off a vibe like she may have intercoarse with one's self, often ending with useless hours speant listening to her bitch about shit that has nothing to do with reality(can be recurring).... side effects include blue balls and portraying and image of the gay best friend

-" yo man you tap that yet?"
-- " nah bro, chill.... its not like that"
- "damn kid you speand too much time with this bitch you're comin down with a case of bayeritis"

bayeritis by puta madre October 19, 2009

Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

Sand Boneritis by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

Beaneritis by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

Balleritis

A severe condition in which you have a lot of money, and spend it. (ie: balling)

Symptoms include: baller phone, baller car, generally owning baller-ass stuff.

Nick just bought a sidekick 3, a new pair of dunks, and 22"s for Roxy's Ride, he has a bad case of balleritis.

Balleritis by Nick Barry April 28, 2007

balleritis

When one uses the word "baller" too much and it becomes a disease infecting their speech. Mainly overused by Bryan in everyday speech.

B- "Thats so baller"
B- "sweet thats baller"
B- "those D's are baller"
T- "Dude, shut the fuck up... you have balleritis."

balleritis by Tyler&kyle August 20, 2007